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Kanye West: Hurricane Kanye West: Hurricane

Rated 0.5 / 5 stars

Not funny, and not because it's "racist."

Not a very funny parody, all political agendas aside. But since we are on the issue of political agendas, what Kanye West said wasn't completely assinine, despite its context. I suppose a more accurate statement, and one that more of the masses could have gotten behind is, "George Bush doesn't care about non-rich people."

You can't deny that what happened in New Orleans was a form of institutionalized racism. George Bush has been cutting back on funding for the levys in and around New Orleans for YEARS now, and, like everyone else already pointed out, that shit wouldn't stand in a predominantly white city, like Boston, or Topeka. The fact is, the majority of people who were trapped in New Orleans were the POOR people; people who don't have cars, couldn't afford to take off from work early, or couldn't afford transportation out of the city. Is the fact that the majority of the poor people who were trapped in the astrodome black a coincidence? HELL NO! And if you think any otherwise, then you're ignorant/racist.

But, like I said, all political agendas aside, it just wasn't a funny parody.



GWIC - It's Clock Day! GWIC - It's Clock Day!

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Another CC Classic!

Fabulous concept, sure to end up in the annnals of the Clock Crew!


StrangeClock responds:

lol anal.

I mean thanks and happy Clock Day!


We Are Robots - Sad Robot We Are Robots - Sad Robot

Rated 5 / 5 stars

The Best Robot

This is the best robot. You should make a disguting slob robot. The robot who watches TV all the time, and eats twinkies, and that is unnecessarily perky.


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Operation: Chop Stick Operation: Chop Stick

Rated 0 / 5 stars

GET OUT OF HERE

Starving stick-man artist? Get out you blasphemous cunt! Stick figures lick balls. I'm sick of this shit.



Strawberry Clock VI Strawberry Clock VI

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Greatest Movie Ever

This is the GREATEST MOVIE EVER!!!!!!! And I mean every last exclamation mark. The music was great and the actions really went along with the music quite well. It's like the music was written for that movie. Not to mention the overly pretentions film noir approach was hillarious. I wanted it to say "~fin~" at the end, instead "the end" but other than that, I have no qualms with this movie! The graphics were beautiful, the music was great, and it was incredibly funny.

I'm now convinced Strawberry Clock should be king of the portal.


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BucketHead BucketHead

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Creative, nice!

Very imaginative work. I viewed this movie hoping it would be about the guitarist "Buckethead" but was not at all disappointed with the outcome.



Senõr Gasalaska Senõr Gasalaska

Rated 3.5 / 5 stars

Goya meets Picasso?

Nice. I really liked the animation, and you know foreign titles = classy. Have your friend work on his spanish accent though.



Harry Potter Sucks! Harry Potter Sucks!

Rated 2 / 5 stars

Harry Potter's Target Audience

Don't be dissin' the little HP. He's meant for like... 4th-6th graders. You're 15... if you actually enjoyed Potter, I'd be worried. Anyway, READING IS FUN!



The Life Of A Sniper The Life Of A Sniper

Rated 1.5 / 5 stars

Spell Check

Oh no... you did NOT mispell "license." Please fix it asap.



Original Prankster Original Prankster

Rated 1 / 5 stars

This sucked, and I'll tell you why.

I hate Offspring. Then you go and make a crappy video that accompanies some crappy offspring music? Hold your head in shame.